Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
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He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
Never joke about your clitoris.
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