is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
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well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
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I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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