'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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