apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
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walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
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We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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