no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Randomize
