Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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