dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
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i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
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How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
I think people are normalizing furries
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Randomize