Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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