Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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