You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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