so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
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Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
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somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
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That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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