It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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