'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
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