Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
she looked like the before picture.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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