I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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