great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
I'm too high and old for this...
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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