We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
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I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
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after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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