why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
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I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
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How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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