my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
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