How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Randomize
