If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
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He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
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I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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