It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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