The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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