We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
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Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
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Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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