On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
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