its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
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I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
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he just fucked me for my cheese.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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