i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
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GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
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I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize