no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
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