I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
she smelled like a LAN party
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
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Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
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It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
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