Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
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Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
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My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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