i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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