Already got asked if we're dating
Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
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I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
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Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
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