what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
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