Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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