Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
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I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
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I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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