I swear she didn't look like that last week.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
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You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
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So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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