you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
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They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
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Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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