somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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