I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
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