After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
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