We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
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being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
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I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize