apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
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I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
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The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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