I wannas sexs uuuuu
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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