"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
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