VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
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