Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
I can't put those talents on a resume
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Randomize
