don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I love you. Go after that dick
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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