Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
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well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
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My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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