Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
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