So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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