She announced her abortion via fbk
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
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well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
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Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize