i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
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He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
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I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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