Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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