That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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