Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
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Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
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Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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