I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
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