Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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