how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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