rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
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I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
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Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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