She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
I asked a girl to buy her a drink, she had I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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