I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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